The Boob Luge – Take Shots Straight from Giant Tits

Price: 21.99

You know you're heading to the strip club, but you know you can't touch the goods once you get there. Satisfy your urges by suckling on the Lugez Ice Rack. Make a professional (but naughty) IceRack Luge easily, right in your own freezer. Lugez's easy mold and tubing system makes forming your own boob luge convenient and easy. Just pour water into the mold and freeze. The Ice Rack is super inexpensive. Paying an ice sculptor to make a luge costs hundreds of dollars. Plus, you'd have to call an ice sculptor and ask her to sculpt BOOBS for your party. Awkward. The Boob Luge measures at about 8 inches wide by 12 inches across by 12 inches tall. This makes it easy to fit into your freezer, but still large enough to impress your party guests. The Ice Rack is perfect for an at-home party, or you could suck from it before you pile into your limo or party bus to head out for a night on the town.

 


The Ice Man Luge – Drink Shots from a Giant Ice Penis

Price: 21.99

Ever wish that something cold, refreshing and tasty came out of a penis? The IceMan Luge grants that wish and more. Not only can you enjoy your favorite shots straight out of the Ice Man Luge, but you'll surprise and wow your bachelorette on her biggest night out. Make a professional (but naughty) Penis Ice Luge easily, right in your own freezer. Lugez's easy mold and tubing system makes forming your own penis luge convenient and easy. Just pour water into the mold and freeze. The IceMan is super inexpensive. Paying an ice sculptor to make a luge costs hundreds of dollars. Plus, you'd have to call an ice sculptor and ask him to mold a PENIS for your party. Awkward. The Penis Luge measures at about 8 inches wide by 15 inches across by 13 inches tall. This makes it easy to fit into your freezer, but still large enough to impress your party guests. The Pecker Luge is perfect for an at-home party, or you could suck from it before you pile into your limo or party bus to head out for a night on the town. Note from Bachelorette.com: The Penis Luge is really tricky to make! To get the best luge, freeze it in stages. Fill the mold 1/3 of the way, then freeze. Once frozen, fill another 1/3 of the mold. Freeze, then fill to the brim and freeze once more. If you fill the luge all at once, it will break.